I knit this for a friend who was recovering in the hospital last week. They got a kick out of it and I hope you do too!
The You’re Not a Boob! pillow is a quick knit using a soft bulky yarn. It’s shaping is very similar to a hat (but larger). It is knit in the round using circular needles, switching to double point needles as it gets smaller. The nipple uses a small amount (about 10 yards) of a darker pink, rather than buy a whole skein you can look for something from your stash. If it is a lighter weight, you can always double the yarn.
This pattern is for an advanced beginner. You need to be able to knit in the round, decrease stitches and knit icord.