Clam Hands
Finished
October 24, 2013
October 31, 2013

Clam Hands

Project info
Clam Hands by Kayla Dyches
Knitting
HandsMittens
Moi
8" cir & length
Needles & yarn
US 1 - 2.25 mm
Knit Picks Palette
2 skeins = 462.0 yards (422.5 meters), 100 grams
2006
Notes

10.26.2013: I remember when I bought this yarn six yarns ago, it was only $1.99/skein. Now it’s $3.59/skein and the same mid grade quality wool. I can’t wait to knit through my Knitpicks stash and be done with it.

On a lighter note, I’m knitting vagina mittens with three dimensional labia! How much do you want to be that after wearing them out, someone is going to say, “Oh, what pretty flowers!” They sure are…

The colors I’m using are based off of my own lady bits, as I am a white lady and have never seen another vajingo. So, when the pattern is out, I welcome color suggestions for WOC. I’d do it myself, but I really don’t want to google vaginas, even if it is for research.

Currently, over halfway finished with the first mitten.

10.27.2013: I know what you’re thinking. That’s a nice labia majora. Mmmhmmmm. Labia minora tomorrow, then mitten #2.

10.31.2013: Finished the main “body” of mitten #2 and have the thumb stitches ready. It’ll be finished tonight, pattern and photoshoot tomorrow! Just in time for holiday gift knitting…

Annnnd done! Update picture and still on schedule for photos and pattern tomorrow, Nov 1st!

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Finished
October 24, 2013
October 31, 2013
 
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  • Project created: October 26, 2013
  • Updated: November 1, 2013
  • Progress updates: 4 updates