After an impromptu swim, Alice and her friends were soaking wet and were discussing ideas to get dry. Mouse thought a dry recitation of history would do the trick, but the Dodo had other ideas. “What I was going to say,” said the Dodo in an offended tone, “was, that the best thing to get us dry would be a Caucus-race.”

A caucus-race, for those unfamiliar, is a race with no start, no finish and everyone is a winner. Simply run around like mad until you are dry.

This yarn is part of the Alice in Wonderland club from Dyeabolical Yarns.