Sibling pairs of Malabrigo Pearl, which translates to sibling beanie-turned-extra-slouchy hats in my head.

CO 84 stitches for ribbing, added 3 short rows to the brim as per knitting school dropout’s instructions, increased to 104 sts in the first row of St st. Between all that and some judicious blocking: slouchy beret! Add some trilobites on a pin and I am a happy camper.