Dad Jokes by Corrine Walcher

Dad Jokes

May 2016
Fingering (14 wpi) ?
8 stitches = 1 inch
in Stockinette
US 2 - 2.75 mm
275 - 400 yards (251 - 366 m)
S, M, L
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Who doesn’t like to groan at Dad Jokes? My 11-year-old has even started to tell them. It makes my husband swell with pride. These are a very Dad-like sock, with their no-nonsense diamond pattern reminiscent of argyle. These are names for my friend Bill, who tells the worst Dad Jokes imaginable.

Finished Size: S (M, L) 6” (7.5”, 9” around), unstretched

Yarn: Neighborhood Fiber Co. Studio Sock, 100% Superwash Merino, 400 yards/4 ounces (Sample knit in Thomas Circle)

Needles: Set of 5 double-pointed needles or two circular needles size 2 US (2.75 mm), or size to obtain gauge

Gauge: 8 stitches per inch in stockinette, knit in the round.