“This Little Shit Pillow Crochet Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitch and 2 colors to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor! I loved doing them in more neutral colors to add a little class ;-)

This Bitch Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?”

This is a great beginner project, teaching you to hold tension, count stitches, and practice customization. You can choose to make this leash shorter or longer just by decreasing the initial chain in the beginning.

This ABCs Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. You can make the pillow single or double sided!

This Always Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitch, and lots of color changes to create a Harry Potter inspired pillow that is perfect for all Hogwarts Houses.

This BALLS Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor!

This Schitt’s Creek Inspired Pattern for Best Wishes and Warmest Regards is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitche and 2 colors to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor! I loved doing them in black and white as a tribe to none other than David Rose himself.

This Bitch Pillow Crochet Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitch and 2 colors to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor! I loved doing them in more neutral colors to add a little class ;-)

This Boo, B(w)itches Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitch to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your decor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?”

This PDF Boo! Ghost Pillow Pattern is a fun project, using 1 kind of stitch, and color changes to create a pillow perfect for Spooky Season!

This Boo, You Whore Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?” Especially great for the Mean Girls fans out there!

This BUTTS Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor!

This Cunt Crochet Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitches and 2 colors to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor!

This C U Next Tuesday (CUNT) Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?”

“This Fuck Cancer Crochet Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your decor, and watch as people’s heads turn as they wonder “did that pillow really say that?” Perfect for those going through their battle with cancer.

This Fuck Crochet Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitches and 2 colors to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor!

This Fuck Off Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?”

This Fcking Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 3 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your decor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?”

This Fuck This Shit Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?”

This Garbitch Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?” For the TikTok fans, this will be a great treat!

This Get Fucked Crochet Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your decor, and watch as people’s heads turn as they wonder “did that pillow really say that?”

This Get Low Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitches and 2 colors to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor! Really fun to put these pillows on a couch or seats that are literally by a window and a wall!

This Get Naked Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 stitch, and two colors to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your decor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?” Perfect for the

This Go Fuck Yourself Crochet Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your decor, and watch as people’s heads turn as they wonder “did that pillow really say that?”

This Hooker Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor! Perfect for the crocheter to have in their craft room!

This Hug Life Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor or give it as a gift to that special someone who needs a hug.

This I Made This Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and get the chance to brag about the things you made with your own hands!

This Madame Vice President Crochet Pillow Pattern is a fun project, using 1 kind of stitch, and lots of color changes to create a pillow dedicated to our new, history-making Vice President, Kamala Harris..

This Peverell Brothers Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. You can make it your house colors and show off your pride!

This Reversible Crochet Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. One side says: Please Leave By 9. The other says: Stay Awhile. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?” Especially great for a guest room or...

This Pumpkin Spice Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitch, and multiple colors to create a Fall inspired pillow for the pumpkin spice lover. Light a candle, get a PSL, and decorate for Fall!

This See You Next Tuesday Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitche and 2 colors to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor! I loved doing them in more neutral colors to add a little class ;-)

This Little Shit Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?”

This Shitter’s Full Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitches and 3 colors to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor! Time to pay homage to one of the best holiday movies out there, Christmas Vacation.

“This Reversible Smash/Pass Crochet Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?” Especially great for a guest room or living room!

This Twat Waffle Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?”

This We Had Sex in Here Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?” Especially great for a guest room or living room.

This West Highland Way Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 1 kind of stitches and 5 colors to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor!

This What the Fuck Crochet Pillow Pattern is a fun, quick project, using 2 kinds of stitches to create a conversation piece in your home. Make it in any color to match your décor and watch as heads turn for a double take- “did that pillow really say that?”