warning: mature content

I don’t know how efficient tagging something as “mature” on Ravelry is, so reader discretion is advised!!

It started out as an accident but may just be the greatest thing I have ever designed.

Fun for all occasions! Can make great squishy projectiles! Or you can send someone you don’t like a real-life bag of dicks! The choice is yours! The possibilities are endless!

All shapes, sizes and colours are possible with minor alterations to the pattern, designed with realism in mind.

If you have any questions about the pattern such as “Why?” “What were you thinking?” and “Why did you make me read that?”, feel free to contact me at transatlanticcrochet@gmail.com or find me on social media @transatlanticcrochet

Happy hooking!