If a bucket hat and a sun hat had a baby, it’d be this ✨big hook energy✨ having ass bitch.

Lemme guess. You want a project that gives you instant gratification before your hyperfixation runs out (hello, boxes full of WIPs you know you’ll never actually finish). You need a pattern with simple instructions and clear pictures because you have the attention span of a gnat. You’re searching desperately for something that works up QUICK because you just realized you forgot somebody’s birthday AGAIN…

Ready to whip up a chonky hat in an hour or less? This is the ADHD-friendly, ✨beginner-curious✨, stash-busting banger of a bucket hat/sun hat pattern you’ve been waiting for.

It’s this simple. All you gotta do is:

1. Buy the damn pattern
2. Download the bitch
3. Pick 3 fuckin colors (but you’ll be making at least 10 because your indecisive ass can’t choose just one.)

Quick pattern details:
This ain’t your typical, boring-ass bucket hat/sun hat. This bitch is made by holding 3 strands of cotton yarn together using an 8mm hook - which means it’s thiccck, floppy, and works up FAST AF BOI. It’s the ultimate ADHD dopamine project: simple, satisfying, and done before your hyper-focused brain turns off. Literally done in an hour. You’ll want to make a million of these.

The bang for your buck:

• A super detailed digital pattern (with tons of clear as fuck, step-by-step pics)
• A printer-friendly version without the pics
• US crochet terms
• Fits most adult heads - (unless you got a fuckin watermelon up there - it’s easy to adjust the pattern as needed)
• Simple as fuck instructions that won’t leave you frustrated
• Beginner-friendly if you’re ready to try working with 3 strands simultaneously

Why you’ll love it:

• ADHD-tested & approved
• Makes perfect last-minute gifts (like when you forget someone’s birthday again)
• Great way to use up that random-ass yarn stash (no, you don’t NEED to buy more yarn - but I won’t stop you )
• Ideal for craft market prep - fast, cute, and people love a funky statement hat (fast+cute=$$$!)
• Works up in about 1 hour or less - perfect if you have the attention span of a gnat (like me)

Keep an eye out for the next versions coming out - with space bun and ponytail holes! Follow along on IG to find out when they’re released! ✌️