Boob Slippers by Krysta Mallory

Boob Slippers

Crochet
January 2026
Worsted (9 wpi) ?
4.0 mm (G)
750 - 900 yards (686 - 823 m)
Womens US Size 8-9, adjustable
US
English
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Every time I design a pattern, it becomes my new favorite creation- but this one might just take the cake. They’re the perfect combination of hilarious and comfy cozy! I hope you have as much fun making these thick ladies as I do.

-Slippers are written to a women’s size US 8-9, but there are opportunities to adjust a bit.
-The whole slipper measures roughly 13 inches tall and 5.5 inches wide.
-Pattern is written using US terminology.

You Will Need:
-Around 800 yards of worsted weight acrylic yarn in your chosen breast/skin color, and a small amount of your chosen nipple color.
-4mm crochet hook.
-Polyfil.
-Needle to assemble.

Special Stitches:
- BLO/FLO

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