This is a pattern to crochet your own Boris Johnson Voodoo Pincushion.

Are you so sick of the crap coming out of Boris Johnson’s mouth every time he opens it that you want to flick him under the nose and make his eyes water?

Don’t let anger get you into trouble! Purge those feelings from the safety of your home with the cathartic and therapeutic Boris Johnson Voodoo Pincushion!!

This is quite an easy pattern for anyone who knows a handful of basic stitches.

This pattern will be emailed to you as soon as payment is complete.

The purchase of this pattern does NOT licence you to make these items to list for sale - however if you want to make some to sell for a good cause, please get in touch with me at kat@snorkersimaginarium.com and I’ll be happy to consider your request.

If you have any comments or questions, please email me at kat@snorkersimaginarium.

The voodoo element of this is just a joke (although if you can get it to work, all power to you).