Perfect for ugly sweater parties and people with REALLY dark senses of humor. For the most part, you’ll follow the charts and not the instructions, but I hope both are useful. I recommend sport-weight yarn and size 0 needles or else you’ll end up with a XXXL sweater like I did. The front features a recursive pattern of Bill Cosby wearing this sweater while the back features Cosby’s name like a jersey and the Jello pudding he sold on TV. The sleeves have another recursive pattern, the dragon spiral fractal.

This is not a small project and contains about 150,000 stitches in all. It took me an entire summer vacation to complete.