Crit Happens Dice Bag by Jessica Boely

Crit Happens Dice Bag

Knitting
September 2025
Light Fingering ?
28 stitches and 44 rows = 4 inches
in stockinette
US 2 - 2.75 mm
2.25 mm (B)
84 - 105 yards (77 - 96 m)
one size
English
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Whether you’re rolling for initiative or fumbling a stealth check, this dice bag is here for all your tabletop triumphs (and disasters). Crit Happens is a stylish and functional pouch designed to keep your precious click-clacks safe, cozy, and ready for action.

Knit in smooth stockinette stitch, the bag has a clean, classic look that lets your yarn shine whether you go for mystical speckles, wizardly solids, or chaotic colorways. A practical drawstring closure keeps your hoard secure, while the picot bind-off adds just the right amount of flair, like a crown for your critical treasures.

Quick to knit and easy to customize, this bag makes a great gift for your party members or just a well-earned treat for your favorite dice goblin (yes, that’s you).

Sizes

One size

Gauge

28 st x 44 rows = 4” /10 x 10 cm in stockinette

Materials

Malabrigo sock yarn 20 grams (84 yards/ 77 meters) in main color
Malabrigo sock yarn 5 grams (21 yards / 20 meters) in contrast color or 30 inches of leather cord for drawstring

Tools

2.75mm 40” circular needle or a set of 2.75mm double-pointed needles
2.25mm crochet hook for magic loop cast on
Tapestry needle