This is a crochet pattern in honour of David Rose from Schitt’s Creek.

“I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now”

You’re home, you’re looking for a fun activity. Why not try this one? (Although this is a medium difficulty pattern so please keep that in mind!)

This PDF is a step-by-step guide so that you can make one for yourself. This pattern also features photos and tips. If you have any questions while working on this, please feel free to message me. Unless you think it’s bad. Then as David would say, “I’m very uninterested in that opinion.” (just kidding!)

If you are interested in a finished doll, please message me.

Required:

• Yarn: Black, white, beige
• 3.25 size crochet hook
• Black embroidery thread
• Safety eyes
• Stitch markers
• Tapestry needle
• Stuffing