Dog Poop Christmas Ornament by Sara Sach

Dog Poop Christmas Ornament

Crochet
November 2012
Any Worsted Weight yarn
4.0 mm (G)
US
English
This pattern is available for free.

Dog Poop Christmas Ornament…REALLY! By Sara Sach

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Skill : Super Easy

Materials:
Tape measure
Hook - G
Yarn Needle

Yarn : Small amount of Worsted Weight Brown, red, green, white
tiny amount of white fuzzy or short furry yarn for trim and pompom
Tiny amount of stuffing

Stitches:
Chain ( ch)
Single Crochet ( sc)
Single Crochet Decrease ( sc dec)

OK….. I thought of this the other Day when I was out
on the front lawn doing ‘Dog Poop Patrol“
with my Grandkids who are 3 and 4 yrs old.
I gave each one a different color plastic
poop bag and we began to pick it up
putting it in the bigger trash bag.
They thought it was a fun game and

They loved it.

I am sorry if this crochet pattern is offensive to anyone. I have never seen South Park and don’t know the character Hanky. This is intended as a gag gift for people who own small dogs, and know what its like to be always picking up dog poop. It has been used as a fund raiser for dog rescues, as well.

You can find this pattern on my Blog at this Link: http://poshpoochdesignsdogclothes.blogspot.com/2012/11/do...

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