Eat Your Damn Pie by Heather R. Robinson

Eat Your Damn Pie

Knitting
January 2026
Light Fingering ?
32 stitches = 4 inches
in Stockinette
US 1 - 2.25 mm
380 - 460 yards (347 - 421 m)
56 (64, 72, 80) stitches
English
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Simple cables both wiggle and zigzag down the sock combining to create wedges of pie with fluted crust.

This pattern is the companion to the Season 5 colorway of our Stranger Socks Yarn Club. Our favorite line from the season was when Erica was confronting her arch-enemy about not eating her pie (laced with knock out meds)… so, get knitting and make sure to “eat your damn pie!”

Pattern is part of an e-book of all sock patterns for the Stranger Socks Yarn Club. Stranger Socks

Yarn available at:

https://brendaandheatheryarns.square.site/yarn-club