What are you going to hide inside your Happy Penis Stash Jar? The possibilities are endless! To make your own, you’ll need a jar with a 7cm x 1.5cm lid. The pattern includes options for a peen wearing a beanie or helmet – make 1 or both! This jolly little guy will watch over your treasures while looking cute AF. He makes the perfect gift for your friend with a sense of humour (or your enemy who acts like a dick).

This crochet amigurumi pattern is written for pattern beginners and neurodiverse crafters. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics making it easier to understand what you need to do in each round. If you’ve had trouble reading patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give our patterns a try!

The hook size will depend on your yarn thickness and tension. Using Aran weight acrylic and a 4mm hook, our Happy Penis Stash Jar is approximately 22cm tall. The size will vary depending on the yarn, hook, and tension.

Materials
Aran weight acrylic yarn (4 Seasons Spot Saver)
Natural (90g – approx. 140m / 153 yards)
Pink (10g – approx. 18m / 20 yards)
Scraps of Aran weight yarn
Black
4mm crochet hook or size needed for your yarn and tension
15mm Safety Eyes (not for children under the age of 3 years)
Stitch Marker
Scissors
Tapestry Needle
Polyester Toy Filling
Glass Jar (with 7cm Lid)
Gorilla Fabric Glue