RedHeart is not the nicest of yarns, but it has the singular glory of being practically indestructible. Roll it in the mud and toss it in wash. I made my son’s egg collection basket from RedHeart, and he’s broken multiple eggs in it and left it sitting in a pile of duck poop. It’s still going strong and you’d never know the horrible things he had done to that bit of crochet.

This market bag is for my niece, the smartest, prettiest, funniest, bestest little girl in the entire state of California and surrounding planets.