Oh, hey there! Let’s get acquainted. Here I am. Not some old crone with a wart on her nose and a cauldron full of something stinky. I’m a modern witch. I have a leather jacket, a little red dress (the shade is “Ex’s Blood,” in case you’re wondering), and boots that are ready to dance till dawn or kick some supernatural butt. I’m 40 cm (about 15.7 inches) tall. Yes, I’m small. But you should see my soul — it’s huge.

My hair is made of Lanoso Single yarn. It never tangles. I’ll let you in on a secret: I don’t even use shampoo. Just a shake of my head and I’m good to go. The bandana on top? Without it, I just don’t look threatening enough.

And now for the real mischief. Inside me, there’s a wireframe. Aluminum. My legs, arms, and even every finger bend wherever I tell them to. Feel like sitting in the lotus position? Done. Feel like doing a cartwheel? Well… okay, maybe not a cartwheel, but bending a finger? Absolutely.

Now imagine: you can actually crochet me. By reading all 68 magical pages and following the author’s spells. And to help you even more — over 200 step-by-step photos..

Just promise me one thing: when you’re done, don’t kiss me on the head. I’m a witch, not a teddy bear. Well… okay, maybe once. But make it quick. And not in front of everyone. Deal? Then read the author’s note below. Open the pattern, and let’s go. I’m ready to be born.

This witch is more suited for interior decoration than for rough play.