Naughty Pine by Wendy Moreland

Naughty Pine

Knitting
October 2009
Fingering (14 wpi) ?
9 stitches = 1 inch
in stockinette
US 1 - 2.25 mm
400 yards (366 m)
Small/Med (7-8" circumference), Med/Large (9-10" circumference)
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This pair of socks is the “companion” piece to the infamous PenisPoopCakeWaffle socks
(http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/penispoopcakewaff...) inspired by the Super Serious Sock
Knitters Group (http://www.ravelry.com/groups/superserioussockknitters) and the Completely Pointless &
Arbitrary Group (http://www.ravelry.com/groups/completely-pointless-and-ar...) on Ravelry.com.
The PPCW sock has a rather feminine look, so I thought I’d make this one more masculine.
The main pattern for the sock is a simple k2, p2 rib, but scattered around the socks are little “islands” of female genitalia. The little “va-jay-jays” are inserted randomly around the sock, according to the knitter’s whim, so no two socks will ever be quite exactly alike.