This crochet wall hanging features the phrase “Not Procrastinating, Just on Side Quests” in a bold fantasy-style font, perfect for gamers, crafters, ADHD brains, and anyone who knows that sometimes the side quests are the best part of the day. It makes a fun piece of decor for a craft room, gaming space, office, or cozy corner.

The design is beginner-friendly and works up quickly. I finished mine in about a day, so it’s a great project when you want something satisfying without committing to a huge time investment. It’s also a fun pattern to make as a gift—especially for that friend who always has five projects going at once.

The pattern includes both a color graph and written instructions, so you can follow whichever method you prefer.

Pattern Details
Beginner-friendly design
Works up quickly (can be completed in about a day)
Includes both graph and written pattern instructions for tapestry or C2C
Made using a 4 mm crochet hook
Finished with a picot stitch border for a decorative edge
Easy to customize with your own color choices

The sample piece uses a simple two-color palette, but the design works great in all kinds of combinations—from cozy neutrals to bold gamer colors or witchy cottage vibes.

Perfect for:
Craft room decor
Gaming setups
Funny handmade gifts
ADHD humor and productivity jokes
Fantasy / RPG lovers
Quick weekend crochet projects

Whether you hang it above your desk, in your craft corner, or gift it to someone who’s always on “just one more side quest,” it’s a fun little project that doesn’t take forever to finish.