This pattern was originally designed for a gift exchange between many of the commenters on the You Suck at Craigslist website. I jotted down the pattern shortly after completing it.

Pattern can be very difficult as you will, ideally, need to crochet with both your dominant and off-hands in order to produce an open sphere without crocheting back-side out. If you haven’t done this before, it can take some time to develop a proficiency.