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The public asked for it, and we have delivered – a Penis Marble Fidget! This little guy has stuffed balls and a marble in the shaft to play around with. The pattern includes instructions for finishing your peen with a beanie or a helmet.

One of the best things about this pattern is that it only uses a small amount of yarn. Using 10 ply cotton yarn and a 3.5mm hook, our Penis Marble Fidget is approx. 11cm long. The size will vary depending on yarn, hook, and tension.

This crochet amigurumi pattern is written for beginners and neurodiverse crafters. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics, making it easier to understand what you need to do in each round. If you’ve had trouble reading patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give our patterns a try!

Materials
10 ply cotton yarn (Bendigo Woollen Mills)
Buttercream
3.5mm crochet hook or size needed for your yarn and tension
Stitch Marker
Scissors
Tapestry needle
Polyester Toy Filling
Marble