Do these trying times have you wishing you had a stress ball in hand? How about a stress ball in the shape of a penis? You are in the right place, friend! Use this free crochet pattern to make your very own penis stress ball.

Because I wanted this little guy to fit in the palm of my hand, I made him about 4.5″ tall. You could, of course, continue with the shaft for as many rows as you like for added length. If desired, you could even add small black hairs for pubes!