The Penis Washcloth is a great way to tell your friends and enemies what you think about them! The pattern features a penis silhouette using bobble stitches with both a chart and written instructions included. The Penis Washcloth, made with cotton yarn, is not only soft and absorbent but also sure to make the recipient laugh (unless they have no sense of humour). Using the hook and yarn specified, our Penis Washcloth is approximately 19.5cm x 21.5cm. Be sure to check out our other washcloth patterns!

Our patterns are written a little differently with pattern beginners and neurodivergent crafters in mind. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics making it easier to understand what you need to crochet in each round. If you’ve had trouble reading crochet patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give ours a try! Available to purchase on Ravelry and our website.

Materials
Knit Picks Dishie (Cotton)
Azure 55g (approx. 105 metres / 115 yards)
4mm crochet hook
Scissors
Tapestry needle
Stitch Marker