PORTANT NOTE FROM SHARON FROM SECURITY - IF AN OCCASIONALLY SMOKING AND DRINKING CAT WITH A POTTY MOUTH AND LOTSA PINIONS IS OFFENSIVE TO YOU, ABORT, ABORT! TURN BACK. DO NOT BUY THIS PATTERN.

Details The design is for a 24” wide (depending on gauge) x 52” rectangle that will be seamed into a PON…cough cough (Boss won’t let me say it - rhymes with Noncho) with the option to pick up and knit a cowl neck for it.

Yarn

Fingering weight

1. 20 or 25 mini skeins of fingering weight yarn (80 yards/20g each) - it’s the same size no matter how many skeins you use (yes it’s justable in length cos I know you hoomanz are gonna ask me bout that) , or…
2. scrap yarn of the above amounts, or…
3. About 1400-1600 (allows for gauge variations cos you hoomanz are just NOT guage knitters!) yards of fingering weight yarn (1 color, 2 colors - doesn’t matter.)
4. Preciation for my PINIONS (and also some of the wisdom I mighta gained in the Facebook slammer last month but that’s a whole other story.)
5. US 6/4mm needle or whatever you like for fingering weight yarns. Can you use DK? Well, there’s no LAW that you can’t but it’ll be bigger and yarn amounts different.
6. Can you make it narrower? Sure but the math is on you. You can easily make it longer.

KAL Details
20 Clues over 31 days. Starts Dec. 1. Some days there will be NUTHIN. Some days, I might put out more than one clue, and some days, just PINIONS (specially if it’s a BURNING PINION.) So, read all that again so you understand! I might just post 10 times during the month - after all , I gotta run the place PLUS I gotta go to Ireland for a conference and I will also be sendin you updates from there. But there will be 20 Clues total (and extra directions case you have more minis than that.) And more pinions than you can even MAGINE! Let’s just say that this is some rare wisdom n shit that you hoomans could really use.