Saggy Boobie Scarf Crochet Pattern – Funny Novelty Scarf PDF

This is a beginner-friendly level pattern, with only one color change. You will need to keep an accurate count of the number of stitches and decreases. This is a no-sew pattern. A video tutorial is included with the pattern.

Note Nov 11, 2026:
The accompanying video tutorial is currently unavailable. I am actively working to have the original video reinstated, I hope for it to be restored within approximately 10 days.
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The finished work is about 55 inches long. The boobs double as pockets. You’ll require just under 100g of worsted weight yarn.

This pattern is written in English language using American US Crochet terminology for the following:

ch, Chain
inc, Increase (2 sc in 1 st)
st, Stitch
dec, Invisible decrease (2sc-tog)
sc, Single crochet
hdc, Half double crochet
hdc inc, Half double crochet increase
dc, double crochet
dc inc, double crochet increase
tr, treble crochet
skst, skip a stich
( ) Repeat
skst Skip a stitch
FO Fasten off (cut yarn)

Materials include:
Crochet hook – Size 5mm, https://amzn.to/3MYIygF
Red Heart Soft worsted yarn (medium #4), Blush pink, ink, https://link.amazon/B04CKlH60
Bernat worsted yarn (medium #4), Oatmeal, https://link.amazon/B09REwXl1
Tapestry needle, https://amzn.to/3Ks9nsH

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