Scrumbus. by Nick Davis

Scrumbus.

Knitting
March 2026
Aran (8 wpi) ?
16 stitches and 26 rows = 4 inches
in blocked stockinette, worked in the round.
US 6 - 4.0 mm
200 - 400 yards (183 - 366 m)
Any size, free gauge.
English
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Scrumbus is an ominous hat with a unique construction. It can be knit in any reasonable yarn—it’s great for handspun (see the green/yellow sample) or soft wool scraps (red multi).

This is a pretty easy knit for anyone with intermediate knitting skills—a determined raw beginner could make this project, but it might not be intuitive.

This is a free-gauge pattern, so it’s great for scraps! Both of my main samples are knit in an aran/light bulky weight, so this PDF includes the stitch counts and gauge to knit those

Materials:

  • ~200+ yards of yarn; the red, current sample is made from O-Wool Classic Worsted, Malabrigo Yarn Worsted, and some odds and ends of Lion Brand and handspun wool blends.
  • 1 16” circular needles in size needed for gauge (US8-9/5.0-5.5mm to knit the sample)
  • 1 set of DPNs in the same size needed for gauge tapestry needle for weaving in ends
  • 2 removable stitch markers

Gauge:
Gauge for the red-multi sample in aran wool is 16 sts and 26 rows over 4”/10cm of stockinette, worked in the round and blocked lightly.

Measurements:
This hat is knit to a custom circumference, and the instructions walk you through that. A little bit of negative ease helps the fit.

The main samples are both size large—around 10”/25cm across and 10”/25cm tall, or a relaxed 20”/51cm circumference. They are too big for the wig form I use to model them.