Simple Ass-Warmer by Colorway Knits

Simple Ass-Warmer

Knitting
December 2020
both are used in this pattern
Bulky (7 wpi) ?
12 stitches and 16 rows = 4 inches
US 8 - 5.0 mm
7.0 mm
262 - 416 yards (240 - 380 m)
Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL, 3XL, 4XL
English
This pattern is available as a free Ravelry download

This design is a very simple tube, knitted in bulky yarn that will warm your ass nicely.
First you knit top-down stockinette in gradient stripes (alternating colors) using the bulky yarn. Then you add waist ribbing in a lighter yarn using thinner needles for fit and holding up.

You can easily adjust the pattern to fit your hip circumference and yarn weight, so it can be a scrap yarn project. The two bulky colors should have the same weight but the lighter yarn is a more flexible selection.
Yardage distribution:
MC 40%
CC1 50%
CC2 10% (waist ribbing)