Splooting Squirrel by Crochet Crochey

Splooting Squirrel

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Crochet
April 2026
yarn held together
Super Bulky
= Super Bulky (5-6 wpi) ?
5 stitches and 7 rows = 4 inches
in none
3.5 mm (E)
1069 - 100 yards (977 - 91 m)
Using a 3.5 mm hook, your squirrel will be approx. 11 cm / 4 inches
US
English
Discontinued. This digital pattern is no longer available online.

Meet your new favorite emotional support squirrel ️✨

This splooting (aka laying flat, stretched out, zero responsibilities) squirrel is the perfect quick and cozy make. Whether you need a cute desk buddy, market seller, or just something to match your current energy… he’s got you.

✨ Pattern details:
• No-sew design (yes, really )
• Beginner-friendly & quick to make
• Fully customizable in yarn & colors

Size:
Using a 3.5 mm hook, your squirrel will be approx. 11 cm / 4 inches
(Size will vary depending on yarn choice)

Tested & loved:
This pattern has been tested by 14 amazing crocheters across different skill levels to make sure everything is smooth, clear, and enjoyable.

✨ Perfect for:
• Markets & small gifts
• Stash-busting projects
• When you want a cute finish without a complicated process

If you have any questions, feel free to message me anytime—I’m always happy to help