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Because sometimes life is just…
Inspired by a long, hot summer of potty training my youngest, these poop emoji socks are the ultimate protest knit—for when everything feels like a steaming pile of cr@p. Equal parts catharsis and comedy, they’re designed to bring a laugh when you need it most. Whether you’re navigating toddler tantrums or adult absurdities, these socks say what we’re all thinking—with a wink.

This intermediate level pattern is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. The socks are worked in the round with a stranded colorwork technique, featuring a negative ease fit for added comfort. The top-down construction includes a short row heel and kitchener stitch for a seamless finish. With a unisex design, these socks make a great gift for any knitter with a sense of humor. Check the notes for detailed size measurements and get ready to cast on!.

Unique Features-

• Unisex design for versatile wear
• Stranded colorwork adds visual interest
• Top-down construction with short row heel
• Kitchener stitch for seamless finish

Materials Needed-

• Needles: 2.5mm (US Size 1.5), 2.75mm (US Size 2.0)
• Yarn: DROPS Fabel (Fingering weight, 328.08-437.44 yards)
• Gauge: 34 Stitches by 40 Row = 10 Centimeters in Stocking Stitch