Pootie Piggy Stress Pet Pattern is a no-sew crochet pattern written in standard US terms. It is a beginner level and works up quick and it is easy to follow with basic stitches using blanket yarn. There are photos and instructions to help you along. Tools and abbreviations are all listed.

Great gag gift. A little stress ball protrudes out of the piggy bottom when you squeeze its belly.
Your finished little Pootie Pigs will not disappoint in entertainment. They are fun and funny. This little Piggy makes passing a gas bubble really cute, and no one will be able to resist squeezing them again and again. Great for gifting to anyone with a sense of humor.

Everyone loves them.
Market friendly and a good ice breaker.
Finished Pig is about 3x3 when using the suggested materials and tools in the pattern.