The Inconceivable Pillow (Crochet) by Tess Campbell

The Inconceivable Pillow (Crochet)

Crochet
November 2025
Worsted (9 wpi) ?
9 stitches and 8 rows = 4 inches
in BLO Crochet
3.75 mm (F)
590 - 600 yards (539 - 549 m)
One size
US
English
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There are many notable quotes in the Princess Bride. I fit many of them into the Inconceivable Blanket pattern, but not all of them. This is one that did not fit nicely….so now you can make it on a pillow! I think this would look great in front of a few taller pillows….the type that I do not have, so I couldn’t take a nice picture.

This pillow would work great with the blanket, or just fine on it’s own. The front says “Inconceivable” and the back says “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

While the blanket is worked flat and has millions of little tassels to deal with, the pillows are worked in the round, are smaller, use worsted weight yarn- and therefore work up a bit quicker (this is still not a quick project, just quick compared to my usual patterns :wink: )

Tutorial videos for flat BLO crochet and how to join BLO in the round are both on my youtube channel.(https://www.youtube.com/@TessElationPatterns)