“I knit a snatchel. No, I didn’t mispronounce it. It’s not a satchel, it is a snatchel. Those of you with dirty minds already have an inkling of what kind of item this is. Have the rest of you caught up yet? Think about it: snatch-el. Ah, now you get it. I can’t take credit for the clever name, however, that was Erik, from our Stitch ‘n Bitch. I had called it something uninspired and utilitarian like Vagina Bag or Vulva Purse. Thank the Universe for Erik. There’s nothing worse than a utilitarian vulva.”

She may not be pretty, but she’s mine.
by Zabet Stewart