Crochet with confidence and a touch of bold humor using this Vulva No-Sew amigurumi pattern! This PDF crochet tutorial will guide you through making a soft, anatomically-inspired plush without any sewing required – perfect for crafters who love quick, seamless projects. Great as an educational model, bachelorette party gag gift, or quirky desk decor. Designed for beginners and up, this pattern uses basic stitches and simple shaping techniques.

Skill Level: Beginner – easy stitches and no assembly
Materials & Tools Needed:
✔ Cotton or plush yarn in skin tones and pink shades
✔ Crochet hook
✔ Stuffing for a soft, plump finish