I deeply regret buying this pattern.

Do you want pattern instructions that require you to reverse engineer another part of the instructions that itself required you to reverse engineer another previous section? Do you want knitting term abbreviations with no glossary? Do you want to have to follow external links for information on how to complete your pattern, only for those links to be inaccurate and out of date? Do you want looping instructions in Section Y that tell you to look in section X for instructions on the next step only for Section X to instruct you to look in Section Y for instructions?

Well then, this is the right pattern for you. But if you’re like me, and you want a pattern that you pay money for to be fully written and readable, then it’s time to look elsewhere.

I’m slowly muddling through this mess out of love for a very cute toddler but I will never make this pattern again.