I’m going to embroider little boobs on this because who doesn’t want titty beer?
Also it’s for a charity auction to buy my cancer survivor friend Steph some shiny new boobs!

At 4.5 inches, k 15 stitches, do the following in the next stitch,
ktbl,k,ktbl,k,ktbl,k,ktbl,k, forming a bobble, turn
p7, turn
k7, turn
p7, turn
k7, turn
p7, turn
k7, turn
insert needle into the second to last stitch on the right needle, bring it over the last stitch, binding it off. Continue to do that with the next stitch and the next, until there is only one stitch left.
k2, repeat what is between the asterisks, then continue in pattern.

Note, because I didn’t pay attention to the pattern notes, I didn’t realize it was for a 22 oz bottle, not an average 12 oz bottle. I had a friend measure a beer bottle (because I don’t have any in the house) and she said that the point at which an average bottle begins to curve in is 4.8 inches. The boobles are now placed at the 3.5-3.75in mark. It really doesn’t matter where you put them, honestly.

I used embroidery floss for the body embroidery.