BadWords Pillow Panel/Bum Flap
Finished
March 5, 2013
March 27, 2013

BadWords Pillow Panel/Bum Flap

Project info
Dethroned by Alyce Benevides & Jaqueline Milles
Knitting
AccessoriesOther
Nerd Wars 7, March 2013
Needles & yarn
US 7 - 4.5 mm
252 yards
Lion Brand Vanna's Choice
298 yards in stash
0.25 skeins = 42.5 yards (38.9 meters), 25 grams
Orange
Patons North America Classic Wool Worsted
210 yards in stash
1 skein = 210.0 yards (192.0 meters), 100 grams
Brown
Notes

3/5 I had to frog it because I began my own charted stranded knit pattern incorrectly >_< but got it right the second time.
This is for the Round 2: Nerdology submission. I have a shirt that is Jayne from Firefly saying “You don’t pay me to talk pretty,” and we’re supposed to craft something inspired by an own-ed nerdy shirt. And this one’s got team spirit all over it. I chose to knit a bum flap featuring two phrases in Mandarin that Jayne uses over the course of the show, “cow sucking” and “baboon’s butthole” (to put it politely, if that’s possible). I also don’t get paid to talk pretty, so this happens to be one of my most worn shirts. I just hope I don’t offend anyone who may be able to actually read it.
3/27 Finished the knitting, just need to block and attach spring clips! And maybe a shrink plastic Firefly emblem…
5/22 With it sitting here not functioning, I need to re-envision this as a pillow. Maybe the back panel in rust color?…

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100% Acrylic
170 yards / 100 grams

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  • Project created: March 6, 2013
  • Finished: March 28, 2013
  • Updated: August 17, 2025
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