So Shirley announced to us at work that she had possession of the perfect apple. Being of romantic stock, I agreed with my compadre, and decided at that moment to name the perfect apple Bob, and to give Bob the proper face to the world.

Bob’s eyebrows and fantastic mustache are made of Yak’s fiber that I bought at the Fiber Factory also.

Bob is now our mascot for work, and hopefully our perfect apple can stay in his cozy for a very long time…