Abandoned llama

Patterns available as Ravelry Downloads

Crochet: Mittens
When you love the style of mittens, but still want to give people the finger!!
Crochet: Mature Content
Jingle Balls….Jingle Balls….Jingle all the way…..
Crochet: Mature Content
This is such a fun gag gift or for your pals for a bachelorette party!! You could even make it in your wedding colors!!
Crochet: Cozy - Other
The Drink Mitt is a mitten and cup holder all in one!! Perfect for when the days or nights are chilly. And now make a matching mitten so your other hand doesn’t get jealous!! Makes a great gift for someone who has everything!
Crochet: Animal Toy
Kitschy Kitty was made using worsted weight Red Heart yarn. You can make yours in any weight you would like! Think of the possibilities!!
Crochet: Mature Content
This penis shaped tampon holder will hold 2 HALF size tampons. Makes a great gag gift!!
Crochet: Drawstring Bag
Looking for a great gag gift for the avid golfer?! This pattern works up fast and is sure to get some laughs!!
Crochet: Bonnet
Cooler weather is headed our way so now’s the time to start making a new and cool winter hat! This hat is very stylish and fun to wear. Makes a great gift for teens or women of any age!
Crochet: Cozy - Other
Can you imagine how much fun these are?! Just make sure if they’re going to swing them around, don’t cut the tops off right away! I learned that one the hard way!
Crochet: Cozy - Other
Mr. Freezies are so much more fun to eat with these little cuties! These make a fun quick project that everyone will love!
Crochet: Earwarmers
These headbands work up so quick and are so soft! Leave as a plain headband or adorn with an oversized flower! There are a million ways you can customize it!
Crochet: Lip Balm Cozy
Make your own hilarious gift with this awesome vagina chapstick holder! They make great gifts for friends, grandparents, bosses…….the recipients are endless!! Make them in fun colors or add some fun fur on the last round and make it truly grotesque! Enjoy :)
Crochet: Decorative - Other
Have some old t-shirts laying around?? Cut those bad boys up and make a vase!! (You can also purchase tshirt yarn at some stores). Mix and match colors and make it your own!! It’s always have a fun decoration for your home that is made by you!
Crochet: Mature Content Toys
My Mom, sisters and I all give each other bottles of wine for Christmas every year. I wanted mine to be a little more special, so I designed this!! Needless to say, it got plenty of laughs!! Makes a great addition for any occasion! So, grab your favorite color yarn and whip up a couple of these :)
Crochet: Mature Content Toys
Back by popular demand…….the penis chapstick cozy!!!
Crochet: Mature Content Toys
Grab a flesh colored yarn and whip these up for your friends!! They are too hilarious not to share!!
Crochet: Mature Content Toys
There is nothing more funny than whipping up some of these for your friends!! Make great gifts for bachelor or sports parties!!
Crochet: Cup / Mug
For this pattern you will need the following colors of yarn:
Crochet: Coaster
Coaster fits most wine glasses. Additional increases can be made to make it larger.