Let’s face it, just because you love plants, doesn’t automatically mean you have the greenest thumb on the planet…If you or someone you know keeps buying plants just to watch them slowly die on a shelf (like me…) then this is the perfect in-good-humor thing to stitch up!

It’s time to get on your knees, grab a tool or two and get a little dirty! If you enjoy a little punny innuendo as much as you enjoy taking care of plants, well this pattern is perfect for you!

Let’s face it. Cleaning isn’t the most fun thing on the planet. But it’s gotta be done at least once in a while…might as well bring some joy into it right?

“Stocking Full of Coal,” a perfectly delightful free Christmas crochet pattern intended to bring a smile to your face as you stitch it and as you gift it to your friends and family :)

This easy crochet rectangle shawl / wrap pattern is for all of you out there who get cold and do not fucking appreciate it. Like me :)

There is a free version of this pattern linked below, or the premium version is available for just $3 (more pics, no ads!)

You need a pillow to support you while you’re crocheting, why not make it a fun one?

This crochet lapghan pattern is for the crocheter who is tired of people bugging them all the time!

Stop losing the prop it up game with your tablet or phone while you crochet!

This crochet wall hanging pattern was designed to be displayed loud and proud! You love to stitch, so tell the world about it!

Reign in some of the mess and have a little fun while doing it!

This mug rug crochet pattern says it all. I certainly run on Crochet, Coffee & Curse Words…how about you?

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This crochet flower pot holder is the perfect gift for the gardener in your life!

This crochet flower pot holder is the perfect gift for the gardener in your life!

This crochet flower pot holder is the perfect gift for the gardener in your life!

A Wall Hanging inspired by St. Paddy’s Day!

St Paddy’s Day inspired piece called “Slainte/Bollocks - Mood Swing Pillow!”

Christmas crochet blanket square - part of the Hope in the Holidays crochet along hosted by Claire over at BearRye.com!

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Christmas is right around the corner. Maybe you’re feeling a bit bah-humbug about the whole damn thing, maybe you just appreciate a little holiday humor. This free crochet pattern is the perfect thing to gift yourself or a friend!

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