This scarf was inspired by the one worn by Gru in Despicable Me. It is knit in stockinette in the round, then the ends are seamed shut.

These self-referential, elbow-length armwarmers each say “ARMWARMER” in binary. Be the biggest geek in your knitting group, and the biggest knitter in your geek group!

Emotions can be a complicated, overwhelming pain in the ass. Why not knit them into a Voodoo Swatch, and set them aside?

The world-famous treesweater! Make a wee little sweater for your favorite tree. Show it you care. Spread a little love. Make some people smile, and other people very angry for no apparent reason. (Oh, like THEY don’t waste time!)

Keep your teapot warm, without all the frou-frou. Forget bobbles and pom-poms - you want the Checkerboard Tea Cozy!

Be cozy, chic, and casual while walking the dog on those cold winter mornings! The Dogwalker Hat will draw attention up to your soft snug hat, and away from… well, whatever it is that your dog is doing down there.

Wear this hat to the LUG, the office, or your next trip to Fry’s. When someone tries to out-geek you, point out that the stripes in your hat say “hat” in binary.

I developed my Jayne Hat pattern after closely scrutinizing both the Firefly episode “The Message,” and the DVD Easter egg in which Adam Baldwin wears the hat while singing “The Hero of Canton.” After experimenting with several different variations, I finally settled upon the following pattern.