see photos for a demonstration of how to sew the guard flat.

A fan pattern, for fun and geekery.

Nota bene: This is, of course, a fan pattern and not to be sold, manufactured or used for anything that would take money out of the hands of the Brothers Chaps. They own this character. I owe them too much laughter to rip them off, and if you’re making this, I bet you do, too. Don’t try to sell one and wreck it for the rest of us.