Michelle Bernard (GetKnitfacedInCO)
Designer
pattern store
Patterns available as Ravelry Downloads
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 11” x 6.25”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.25” x 6.25”.
Crochet: Pillow / Cushion
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 17” x 17”.
Crochet: Pillow / Cushion
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 14” x 14”.
Crochet: Pillow / Cushion
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 14” x 14”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Jolly dishcloth pattern has written instructions as well as a chart if you prefer. Washcloth is approximately 8.75 inches by 6 inches when completed. Yours may vary depending on how tightly you knit.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Holly dishcloth pattern has written instructions as well as a chart if you prefer. Washcloth is approximately 8.75 inches by 6.5 inches when completed. Yours may vary depending on how tightly you knit.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Had to do a name change for this hat pattern. It is now known as the Burning Bridges Hat.
Knitting: Shawl / Wrap
Buy any 3 and save! Buy any 3 of my patterns and get $1.50 off. Use coupon code offensive after adding patterns to cart. Happy Knitting!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
My Choice dishcloth pattern has written instructions as well as a chart if you prefer. Washcloth is approximately 10 inches by 7 inches when completed. Yours may vary depending on how tightly you knit.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
My Body dishcloth pattern has written instructions as well as a chart if you prefer. Washcloth is approximately 8.5 inches by 7 inches when completed. Yours may vary depending on how tightly you knit.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
The Fuck Them Kids dishcloth pattern has written instructions as well as a chart if you prefer. Washcloth is approximately 7 inches by 8.5 inches when completed. Yours may vary depending on how tightly you knit.
Crochet: Washcloth / Dishcloth
The Fuck Putin dishcloth pattern has written instructions as well as a chart if you prefer. Washcloth is approximately 8 inches by 7 inches when completed. Yours may vary depending on how tightly you crochet.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
The Fuck Putin dishcloth pattern has written instructions as well as a chart if you prefer. Washcloth is approximately 8 inches by 6.5 inches when completed. Yours may vary depending on how tightly you knit.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
I have been watching the news and was wondering how I could possibly help the people of Ukraine. I came up with this pattern. It is a free pattern, but I would ask you (if you can) to donate the cost of a pattern (around $3) to one of the charities listed below. I appreciate it!
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Buy any 3 and save! Buy any 3 of my patterns and get $1.50 off. Use coupon code offensive after adding patterns to cart. Happy Knitting!
Crochet: Pillow / Cushion
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 14” x 14”.
Crochet: Pillow / Cushion
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 12” x 12”.
Crochet: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 7”.
Crochet: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 7”.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Buy any 3 and save! Buy any 3 of my patterns and get $1.50 off. Use coupon code offensive after adding patterns to cart. Happy Knitting!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 7”.
Crochet: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7.25”.
Crochet: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7.5” x 6”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
A friend of mine saw this hat and asked me to write up the pattern for her to knit it up. It is great fun to knit! Happy Knitting!
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Buy any 3 and save! Buy any 3 of my patterns and get $1.50 off. Use coupon code offensive after adding patterns to cart. Happy Knitting!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Buy any 3 and save! Buy any 3 of my patterns and get $1.50 off. Use coupon code offensive after adding patterns to cart. Happy Knitting!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7” x 8.5”.
Knitting: Cowl
Buy any 3 and save! Buy any 3 of my patterns and get $1.50 off. Use coupon code offensive after adding patterns to cart. Happy Knitting!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7” x 8.5”.
Knitting: Towel
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 20.5” x 15”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 8.75”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6.5”.
Crochet: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10.5” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7” x 8.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 6”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Throw
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 38” x 35”.
Crochet: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7” x 7.5”.
Crochet: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Fingerless Gloves
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7.5” x 7”.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Approximate finished size is 22.5” around and 9.5” from ribbing to crown.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6”.
Knitting: Towel
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10 1/2” x 15” from top of folded hanging loop.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 6.5”
Knitting: Towel
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 19” x 15”.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Approximate finished size is 22.5” around and 9.5” from ribbing to crown.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 6”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6”.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 22.5” around and 9.5” from ribbing to crown.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 22.5” around and 9.5” from ribbing to crown.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is a10” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is a10” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 6”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6”.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 22.5” around and 9.5” from ribbing to crown.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10.5” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 6.5”
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x .6”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7.5” x 6”.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 22.5” around and 11” from ribbing to crown.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
In honor of Pride Month (June) I wrote up this pattern. To make the rainbow version, simply alternate colors every 8 rows or so.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 22.5” around and 11” from ribbing to crown.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 22.5” around and 11” from ribbing to crown.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 7.5” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 7”.
Knitting: Towel
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 20” x 14”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8,5” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 6.5”
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 6”.
Knitting: Towel
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10” x 15”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
I wrote this in loving memory of my grandmother, Ruth. FUCK CANCER!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 6.5”.
Knitting: Towel
Thanks to Rav user @creativehand creativehand for the idea!!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 7”.
Knitting: Towel
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10 1/2” x 15” from top of folded hanging loop.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10 1/2” x 15” from top of folded hanging loop.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 7”.
Knitting: Towel
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10 1/2” x 15” from top of folded hanging loop.
Knitting: Towel
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 10 1/2” x 15” from top of folded hanging loop.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9 3/4” x 7”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Looking for a fun, quick knit? You won’t know what this dishcloth says until you’ve knit it up!!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Looking for a fun, quick knit? You won’t know what this dishcloth says until you’ve knit it up!! This may be a duplicate of a pattern already published by me.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Looking for a fun, quick knit? You won’t know what this dishcloth says until you’ve knit it up!! This may be a duplicate of a pattern already published by me.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Looking for a fun, quick knit? You won’t know what this dishcloth says until you’ve knit it up!! This may be a duplicate of a pattern already published by me.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 9.5” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8.5” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Approximate finished size is 8” x 8”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Finished size is approximately 9” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Finished size is approximately 8.5” x 7.5”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Sometimes you need to swear at the dishes!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Sometimes you need to swear at the dishes!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Written and charted pattern. Finished size is approximately 7.5” x 9”.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Let someone else do the dishes! Hand them this humorous dishcloth and let them know without a word from you.
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Sometimes you need to swear at the dishes!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Sometimes you need to swear at the dishes!
Knitting: Washcloth / Dishcloth
Sometimes you need to swear at the dishes!
