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Grapefuit

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Knitting
August 2011
Worsted / 10 ply (9 wpi) ?
20 stitches and 26 rows = 4 inches in St st
US 6 - 4.0 mm

You may think Grapefruit was born with her lovely spots, but in actuality, they are merely the result of messy eating. Her favorite food is, of course, banana pudding. Unfortunately, 80% of the pudding she scoops up with her spoon, winds up on her pelt. In addition, Grapefruit is often so busy eating, that she frequently forgets to bathe. Her parents were embarrased by their daughter’s table manners, exhausted from the daily
scrubbing, and broke from the extensive dry cleaning bills. Eventually they gave up, and began telling their friends and extended family that the spots are natural.