Instant Beard by madmonkeyknits
This is my Instant Beard knitting pattern.Now you no longer have to wonder what your partner would look like with a beard nor suffer the agony of him trying to grow one. Just knit one of these instead and save everyone a lot of time and effort.
My middle son Jimmy has a beard but after wearing some of mine he decided to shave his off and allow himself the luxury of being able to change the colour and texture of his beard anytime he wants.
Yes I know there are hundreds of beard patterns available but trust me mine is the best because it has been specially designed (by me) to fit perfectly round your chin.
My husband said he found me strangely attractive when I tried one on which quite frankly I found very disturbing!!!!
The Instant Beard knitting pattern provides full instructions to make beards from various eyelash and hairy yarns which despite being knit to the same pattern all turn out completely different as you can see here in the photos. Each beard takes very little yarn and can be ready to wear in less than an hour.