Knit Dicks (penis)
Don’t suffer from Penis Envy! Make your own! Here are three wonderful cock’n’ball patterns to add some fun and adult humor to knitting. They come in three sizes (kind of like real ones): Small Pecker, Medium Member and Holy Balls! Make them for your poor genital deprived animals or knit several to decorate the house in penis-garland. Enjoy, and try not to get too turned on.
Please let me know if you find errors in the pattern…I’m not perfect :)
errata #1 (Thank you, twelveeyes): in the original version, the CO for the small size should be 6, not 5
errata #2 (Thank you, zephyrama): in the Holy Balls! pattern, the old version said K1fb where it should have said K2tog.