To humiliate the dog
Every dog needs a humiliating hat, and this one surely is easy to make. The tube is knitted in round and the ears are crocheted.
Feel free to get experimental with this hat idea. How about rabbit ears, or maybe a fruit basket? The possibilities are limitless. If you come up with something as funny as this, make a pattern for it and submit it to Ravelry. I’m sure I want to knit/crochet it too! If you want some good karma, you can credit me for the inspiration.
ERRATA: The first dc in the second ear row is, of course, a chain of 3 :)
PS: If your project pic is super cute, I send you a request to feature it here on the pattern page!