This guy. We all know him. He is the one guy who wears a belt that doesn’t hold his pants up, necessitating pulling up the back of the pants at 5-minute intervals. The one who swears that someone is going to bust into his house and steal his guns any minute now. The guy who never quite makes eye contact with anyone, just gazes out over everyone’s heads as he grumbles unintelligibly. That’s right, you know this maskhole who drops his mask down on one side just to show off the disgruntled expression. And when he has to wear the mask? He begrudgingly slings it up and over the other ear without actually covering his mouth AND nose. Even when he is muzzled, you can still hear that guttural sound that defines his reason for living…. MRRR’KA!

This pattern was designed and written for use with worsted weight yarn and crochet hook size 4.5mm. However, you can use any type of yarn or thread and a matching hook size. Gauge is not important.

This pattern and all photos are intellectual property of Melanie Leaseburg of Accidentally Perfect. Do not claim that the photos or the pattern are your own. Of course, you can make finished products from this pattern and sell the finished products. Please do not post this pattern anywhere and do not take credit for the design. (That’s just bad business all around.) When practical (and I’m hoping that you use good business sense on this), please assign credit for the design and pattern to Melanie Leaseburg / Accidentally Perfect. As a published and paid pattern, this material, including the pattern and the photos, is copyright to Melanie Leaseburg.

Please feel free to contact me at accidentallyperfectme@gmail.com if you have any questions or roadblocks to making this ornament.