Facewarmer by Two-Headed Calf Shop

Facewarmer

Knitting
October 2025
Super Bulky (5-6 wpi) ?
US 10 - 6.0 mm
US 6 - 4.0 mm
200 - 300 yards (183 - 274 m)
o/s
English
This pattern is available for $19.99 USD
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** THIS IS A PATTERN, NOT A FINISHED ITEM **

A knit hug for your face that’s equal parts cozy and creepy, perfect for cosplay or just confusing your neighbors. Featured by MAKE, Boing Boing, Adam Savage, KnitHacker, Doug Loves Movies, and adored by all … 25% off automatically applied at checkout for a limited time.

Yarn required: super bulky (6), worsted (4)
Yarn suggestions: Bernat Softee Chunky Yarn, Loops & Threads Impeccable
Needles: size 10 (6mm) dpns / size 6 (4.25mm) dpns, cable needle
Notions: standard 3/16” aquarium tubing (12 ft); five parachute bracelet buckles (1/2” w/ rounded ends); optional: one fur buckle / coat hook fastener for securing the tail
Finished measurements: top of body to tip of tail is approx 29” and check to cheek (width) is approx. 10”
Estimated time to make: 35+ hours

Please note that you will receive access to two files, a version that is less graphic-heavy and suitable for printing and a second version more suitable for screens.

LEGAL STUFF: Upon purchase, we grant you a non-exclusive, personal, royalty-free, revocable license to use the pattern, subject to the following restrictions: (i) the pattern may not be copied, reproduced, or given to a third party, including but not limited to social media groups, public forums, private networks, email, or file-sharing platforms; and (ii) the pattern may not be used for large-scale commercial production. You may sell a limited number of handmade items created from this pattern, provided each item is made by you and credit is given to the designer. WARRANTY DISCLAIMER: Patterns are provided “as is” and we disclaim any warranties, express or implied.