Lady Cassandra by Two-Headed Calf Shop

Lady Cassandra

Knitting
May 2026
Worsted (9 wpi) ?
10 stitches and 16 rows = 2 inches
US 7 - 4.5 mm
164 - 219 yards (150 - 200 m)
o/s
English
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It’s the end of the world and this bitchy trampoline claims to be the last of her kind … remember, don’t let her dry out.

Yarn required: worsted (4)
Yarn suggestions: Loops & Threads Soft Classic (Light Coral); Caron Simply Soft (Light Country Peach); Premier Yarns Basix (Peach)
Needles: size 7 (4.5mm) dpns
Notions: large-eyed blunt needle; embroidery floss (black, red) for eyes and mouth; food storage lid for frame; odds & ends for optional brain in a jar
Finished measurements: approx. 7” x 5.5” without the frame
Estimated time to make: 6-8 hours, depending on how you do the frame

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